We all agree on the necessity of compromise. We just can’t agree on when it’s necessary to compromise.
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Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it.
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
The business of Progressives is to go on making mistakes. The business of Conservatives is to prevent mistakes from being corrected.
Think you have a hard job? What about the guy whose job it is to put the whoop-ass INTO the can in the first place??
I’ve never seen a monument erected to a pessimist.
I don’t make New Year resolutions because I am never in sync with the calendar. I make January 7th resolutions.
When there is an elephant in the room, introduce it.
There are two kinds of friends in the world: the ones who help you up when you’ve passed out in a bar and call a cab and the ones that take “funny” pictures of you.
My mother didn’t realize that teaching me to fight, shoot, and play pool made it hard to find a boyfriend without tattoos.
As I was washing my hands, I noticed the lack of urinals along the wall and realized I had made this mistake twice in the same day.