A misprint notice in a Warrenton newspaper: “If you are one of the hundreds of parachuting enthusiasts who bought our book Easy Sky Diving, please make the following correction: On page 8, line 7, the words ‘State Zip Code’ should have read ‘Pull Rip Cord’.”

— original author unknown, from The Lexicon of Stupidity by Ross and Kathryn Petras  <link>